Dishes and Vaseline
Dishes and Vaseline
Jack
is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great
price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains
Jack has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Jack’s
girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one
evening. He drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriend’s house.
She
is waiting outside for him when he arrives. No matter what happens at
dinner tonight, don’t say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago
about doing the dinner dishes. We haven’t done any since… and the
first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Jack sits down
for dinner and soon notices that his girlfriend wasn’t exaggerating. It
is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the
kitchen and nobody is saying a word. Jack decides to have a little fun.
He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has sex with her
in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her
father is obviously livid, and her mother is horrified. Yet, when
Sdteve and his girlfriend resume their placs at the dinner table,
nobody says a word.
A few minutes later, Jack grabs his
girlfriend’s mom, throws her onto the table and does a repeat
performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her father is boiling, and
her mother is a little more pleased. But still, there is complete
silence at the table.
Suddenly, there is a loud clap of thunder
and it starts to rain. Jack remembers his motorcycle outside and so he
jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline.
With a look of terror in
his eyes, the girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and
exclaims, Okay, enough already, I’ll do the damn dishes!"
